Dear Blogger Dearest:You Have Writer’s Block
Dear Blogger Dearest,
Yes this is a note to self and yes you/I realize you/I am posting this for the entire world to see just how crazy you really are. You/I have not posted in a long time. It’s been said you/I should always write about what you/I know, and frankly dear lady, you/I know a lot. Like the fact the Magnificent Mile in Chicago isn’t even an entire mile long. Don’t ask me exactly how long it is, but it ain’t a mile. And the fact this whole you/I thing is old and should be abandoned immediately.
It’s not like nothing has happened lately. But it’s either stuff that’s not quite interesting enough to be placed on here, or it’s slightly inappropriate. Like the fact I was drunk last Monday and Tuesday nights. Hey it was the NCAA championship on Monday and I had plans with a friend who may give me a job on Tuesday. But no one needs to hear about those shenanigans. Especially since I’m pretty sure my aunts who are my friends on Facebook read this. I’m pretty sure they already know I’m crazy. They don’t need concrete proof.
I’m rambling! Ugh!!!!! I need inspiration! Anything!!! Your rabid readers, all three of them, need something to fulfill their desire for your wit and charm. You are severely letting them down. I’m switching between the first and second person. Yup it’s official you/I are/am completely and utterly insane.
Sincerely,
Blogger Dearest
Oh man, I HATE writer’s block. But this was a funny post!